...I'll have naturally curly hair.
...I won't be afraid of the dark.
...my eyes will change to brown whenever I want them to.
...I'll learn how to french braid.
...I'll stop mentally sticking my tongue out at people when they make me mad.
...I'll grow out my bangs.
...I'll be thin.
...I'll work all day instead of blogging at 2:30pm.
...I'll buy a house with a yard.
...I'll stop eating sugary cereals, this includes not adding sugar to nonsugary cereals (Grape Nuts, etc.).
...I'll wake up before 7:30 A.M.
...I'll learn how to make bread, bake cookies, and not burn fudge.
...I won't sleep with a giant teddy bear (sorry, Norman!).
...I'll never skip church to watch football.
...I'll read more than the comics in the Sunday newspaper.
...I'll actually get the Sunday newspaper (and all the other days').
...I'll watch CSPAN occassionally (even though I may fall asleep while watching it).
...I'll get my tattoo removed.
...I'll clean my bathroom more often.
...I won't care that I'm wearing gold earrings with a silver bracelet.
...I'll wink at myself in the mirror every morning.
...I'll have someone else to wink at every morning.
...I'll dance in the rain, catch snowflakes on my tongue, and pick wildflowers to give my mom.
...I'll actually cook the turkey for Thanksgiving...
...and make pies from scratch.
...I'll have Poker Night once a month - just for fun, no money will change hands.
...I'll finally beat my family at Frisbee Golf.
...I'll have a dog.
...I'll retire and spend winters in the south of France and summers in Sweden. Spring in Japan/Washington DC/anywhere with cherry blossoms and/or lots of tulips. Fall in New England.