Friday, December 11, 2009

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

How are you doing? Staying busy up at the North Pole? How's the weather? Is Mrs. Claus still in good health? Please say hi to her, the elves, and all the reindeer - and you might mention to Blitzer that I didn't appreciate his...ahem...on my porch last year.

Well, it's that time of year again, believe it or not. I must say that I've been an exceptionally good girl this year. While helping my mom with her new kitchen, I only swore a few times when I touched the sides of the outlets and electrocuted myself. I didn't do a single April Fool's Day prank this year - that hasn't happened since 1993! I've made new friends, managed to keep old ones, and have even gotten in touch with some long-lost ones. I have stayed out of jail and in church, the latter being harder to do than the former, as usual. In short, I'm pretty proud of myself and hope that I turn up on the appropriate List this year while you're checking it twice.

Speaking of lists, in order to facilitate your Christmas present giving, I thought I'd write you up a quick list of things you could leave under my tree...just because I know you're busy and could use a time saver.


1. A New Job. One with a decent salary and health benefits would be a plus.

2. A Boyfriend. One that is attractive, funny, thoughtful, and who likes sports. Oh, and who likes me.

3. Mario Kart for my Wii and two steering wheels. It's ridiculous how much I enjoy this game! And, I'd really like to get better so I could beat my neighbor Jon a time or two.

4. A Maid. No, I'm not too lazy or too busy to keep my home spic-n-span...I'm just trying to do my small part to help the local economy. Jobs are scarce around here! *sheepish grin*

5. A trip to France. Oh wait...I'm already going!!!* Feel free to leave a trip to somewhere else under my tree then. My top 3 picks would be Denmark, Spain, and Alaska. And, it would be super nice if you left a similar trip under the trees of my cousins Aly and Cassie. Thanks a million!

In all honesty, I don't need a lot this year; I already have some amazing gifts: a wonderful family, amazing friends, a comfortable home, a good job, the Gospel, and a healthy body, among others. Anything else would just be the cherry on top.

As always, my best wishes to you and yours and full-hearted appreciation for your generosity and kindness.

Merry Christmas!

Julie :)

* I fly out of Vegas two weeks from today! Woohoo!!


Anonymous said...

Love it.

Anonymous said...

Julie, you are SO adorable! You really are a great writer, and your posts are so fun and enjoyable to read! (BTW, I love your background. SO cute!)

I hope you get what you want for Christmas!

Love you, and I hope your Christmas is Merry and Bright!

Mellissa said...

I love adult Christmas lists - they're just as funny as kids' lists. Enjoy your foreign holiday.

julie said...

Sarah, thanks!

Kate, thank you so much! Right back at ya! I'd love to read what YOU'd ask for from Santa. :)

Missy, what do you mean "funny"??? It was dang serious! :) Ok, not so much, though I'd take every thing on it if proffered me! Thanks, I hope you enjoy your holiday, too!

Cassie said...

I love this. I may just steal the idea myself. Possibly two posts in one week? We'll see.

julie said...

Cassie, feel free to do this...I'd love to see what's on your wish list!

Stacey said...

Going to Paris?! So jealous! Kiss the "tower" for me!